Bestselling author Ted Fishman contributed new verses to Gilbert & Sullivan's "Modern Major-General" for our recent concerts, A Night at the Opera. In case you missed a word or two, here they are!
My iPhone 8 phonates in French, my car intones like Judy Dench,
My PayPal can rupees dispense, YouTube taught me the Allen wrench
I am serene assembling IKEA’s (BJORNFLUNG) FJÄLKINGE bench
When Uber’s late I send it hence because I am an Übermensch.
I’m well aware a cappella’s more than doo wop and barbershop,
that on Broadway founding fathers are beatboxers who sing hiphop,
I can manage without orchestra in Wagner’s Lohengrin,
In Nessun Dorma I can be a Chinese prince in Italian!
CHORUS: In Nessun Dorma he can be a Chinese prince in Italian...”)
Then I can order sushi by their names ichthyologically,
Because I have an app that augments my brain technologically.
In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by “fake-ed news”; “debate-ed views,”
When I flip cable channels ‘tween O’Reilly reds and Maddow blues,
When such affairs as Wikileaks and testy Tweets I’m wary at,
And when I know if China gets the welcome mat or baseball bat,
When I help Madigan and Rauner act less like begrudge-ed pills,
When I have learnt how Illinois can pass in-balance budget bills:
Since I don’t see much relevance in data sets or news events,
You’ll say I’d make an able aide to state leaders and presidents!
CHORUS: You’ll say he’d make an able aid to state leaders and presidents…
All my cultural literacy is gained from friends who think like me,
and my knowledge of the law comes from Judge Judy on TV;
At base I am an animal, as brainy as a mackerel,
I am a major model of a very modern imbecile.
CHORUS: At base he is an animal, as brainy as mackerel He is a major model of a very modern imbecile.
Dr. Ruth Westheimer is a psychosexual therapist who pioneered speaking frankly about sexual matters on her radio program, Sexually Speaking, in 1980. Since then, she has had much success on television, on the radio, and in print—both in her newspaper column “Ask Dr. Ruth” and in the 40+ books she has written.
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The Chicago Tribune's John von Rhein raves about Chicago a cappella's "classy pizzaz" in Shakespeare a cappella: "The performances were achieved at a very high level — fresh and spirited, yet with exacting attention to intonation, blend and tonal refinement." Read the short review here (it appears at the end of article).
Chicago a cappella has received an exciting challenge from the Gaylord and Dorothy Donnelley Foundation. This season, the Foundation will match any new gifts, increased gifts, or returning gifts up to $25,000!
If you have never made a gift to Chicago a cappella, your entire contribution will be matched dollar-for-dollar!
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Chicago a cappella has produced an hourlong radio special for the WFMT Fine Arts Network, called A Chanukah Celebration with Chicago a cappella. Hosted by our Artistic Director, Jonathan Miller, the program includes performances of Chanukah music from the ensemble's concert and CD recordings over the last 15 years. In addition to the broadcast on WFMT in Chicago (on Dec. 6), stations around the country are airing it throughout the month. Check your local NPR or classical radio station schedule! The full program is also available online.
Chicago a cappella’s work with high school students has received national recognition. The national service organization Chorus America recently focused on high school choral festivals for the cover story of its magazine, The Voice. Four organizations were presented as outstanding examples: Carnegie Hall, Chanticleer, the Los Angeles Master Chorale, and…Chicago a cappella! The article states, “High school choral festivals engage teens, produce powerful music, and leave a lasting impact.” One student interviewed “says that his festival experiences with high-level professionals showed him ‘music has the power to change lives.’" Read the entire article here.
Chicago a cappella's Youth Choral Festival includes high school students from all over the Chicago area. This year's festival will be held Saturday, November 7, 2015, at the Logan Center for the Arts on the campus of the University of Chicago in Hyde Park. We invite you to join us for the inspiring public concert (5 PM) that caps off the day. If your school is interested in participating, contact Education/Outreach Coordinator Susan Schober.
In conjunction with our A Cappella en Español concerts, Chicago a cappella is honoring and partnering with four exceptional non-profit organizations, each serving the Latino/Spanish-speaking community surrounding one of our concert locations. Each organization will be honored on our concert stage and a representative will take a few minutes to educate our audience about the extraordinary work they do in their community.
Centro Romero is a community-based organization located in Rogers Park, serving the refugee immigrant population on the northeast side of Chicago and the surrounding suburban areas. Their mission is to provide opportunities for community residents through education, emphasizing the development of the whole family unit, the creation of community leadership and self-reliance. Their interrelated programs include Youth Learning and Leadership Development, Women’s Empowerment Projects, Adult Education, HIV/AIDS Outreach and Education, and Legal Services.
Corazon Community Services is a Cicero-based organization seeking to improve the quality of life for families, children and youth through holistic social services offered in a culturally sensitive environment. They offer local residents a comprehensive set of programs, focusing on Prevention, Intervention, Education and Health, in a ‘settlement house’ style using a bilingual/bicultural approach.
Latinos Progresando is a well-established and highly-effective community organization located in Chicago’s Little Village neighborhood, the largest Mexican community in the Midwest. Their mission is to serve immigrants with the highest quality, low-cost legal immigration services, community education and engagement, and advocacy/organizing around policy that affects immigrants. Executive Director Luis Gutierrez is a dedicated community leader, and has been extremely helpful and generous with his time and resources helping CAC staff establish relationships within Chicago’s Mexican-American community.
Family Focus Aurora is one of seven Family Focus direct service centers throughout the Chicago area. The Aurora center is helmed by Gonzalo Arroyo, a leader in the west suburban Latino community for almost two decades. Their mission is to assist families in low-income, immigrant communities in giving their children the best possible start in life through customized classes, support groups and referral services in a warm, caring environment.
Chicago a cappella's concert Global Transcendence: World Sacred Harmony and Chant was featured in The Huffington Post on Oct. 17. Read the full article here.
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